Paphos People

Where is markwoods and disco pants? hope they havent gone out to sort this Israel carry on out ? I just wondering

Mark is in Paphos for a few days.

Not sure where Gary is.........?

Gary...?

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Pam

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans

I think there on a secret mission looking for some weird and wonderful Business to start together -- like a little train to take us oldies along the sea front and back a bit like the one in the old town of Nicosia, or Donkey rides for the kids Marj

Aw Marj, don't be giving them even more ideas. Before you know it, Mark will be out trying to find the nearest donkey sanctury to Coral Bay beach. Coral Bay is a lovely beach, we don't want it spoilt with donkey poo everywhere

Hmmmmm, thinking about it, I could see Mark with a straw hat leading a donkey along Coral Bay beach, with a 3 year old eating ice cream on the back of a donkey

Brian

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Don't mock us. We have irons in the fire.
My partner is working with vigour, as we speak, to get the ball rolling.
With my intellect and his enthusiasm we will do alright.
Obviously at this time I can't say anymore.
Gary

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Ahhh your back then, where have you been?

Jan

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Probably mucking out the donkey shelter

Brian

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Well done Brian... I never thought of that, now I know why Mark is in Paphos



Jan

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Jan and Brian, I've been in touch with my partner about your comments and he wants to tell you that when we make our fortune, whatever it may be, punch and judy in the harbour, manning the Pafos to Limassol signal box or running transport for the elderly or doing supermarket shops, whatever, when we make our fortune, please do not send us any begging letters.
Mark is a soft touch. I am not.
Goodnight, Gary

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Yeh, that would be good Gary, Punch and Judy at the harbour. You and Mark can keep all the touts entertained, whilst we all enjoy ourselves down there without them pestering us every 10 yards.

Thats the way to do it, thats the way to do it

Brian

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Brian


Jan

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Glad to hear they are OK dont like the idea of one in cy and the other in the UK, mind you.but I suppose one of them has to mind the gate incase the donkeys get out

john

John, where there's muck there's money
Gary

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Gary mate we are not buying that donky you told me to go and have a look at ?????????? look what it did to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_it12C2 ... re=related SO THAT IDEA OUT OF THE WINDOW Gary If you think i going to run up and down on that beach all day forget it OK

Just got back 1 hr ago, and no wife, no kids are here , they do not even know i am back yet, thought i surprise them all. I have to return in Aug to try and close our deal in Cyprus, so fingers crossed all will end happy. Go for a few beers tonight then a chinky yum yum in my tum

Well I'm sorry about that one partner. I thought it would go down well. I mean they are popular in Lindos and Scarborough, not to mention Blackpool.
I just thought the kids would enjoy watching you tear around the beach trying to control a mad donkey and picking up his droppings while I sat in the shade counting the money !
Gary

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH now you,s have got me thinking, gives us clue could it be a private beach for dogs to swim,why I ask that is I took my two for thier daily swim one day at about 9.00am everything was fine, went back in the afternoon and woo and behold a new sign saying no dog,s allowed,But don,t worry the dog,s could,nt read it so they just went swimming any way.Stopped taken them now just in case they have laid poison down,so guy,s I for one would pay you,s for my dog,s to have a swim in the sea because they love it and now miss their daily swim.

john

Check link now it is working sorry

John that's not a bad idea but I think you are as nutty as Mark.
Mark I've just wet myself watching you trying to handle the donkey on the link.
How did your trousers end up round your ankles ?
I think you were leading him on. Ha Ha Ha Your best yet !
Gary

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Hey Gary I thougth you could run faster then that,did it hurt

john

Gary you set me up. I thought it was funny when you said you knew a guy selling a donkey in Cyprus cheap When i went to see it, i saw a twinkle in it eye. THANKS MATE MY BEST EVER FRIEND By the way i going to go and see it when i get back over

You'd better be careful Mark, you might end up looking like me !!!!
Gary

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Oh, so my look's will improve then Gary

discopants,
do you think you could employ me as a vigilante traffic warden? i will drive around Pafos looking for people who park over your drive/ refuse to indicate / use the horn instead of the brake then i will phone you and mark to come out with the wheel lock and we will charge them 100 euro on the spot fine for removal. Then if they can't afford the 100 euro to have it removed they will need transport and will have to buy a donkey from mark.

Emma

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i think they are setting up in business as security guards for the bus drivers running to the airport from the harbour!
mind u, you couldnt pay me enough to do that one!

And if any taxi drivers give us on route, then Gary will have to pick them up and put them in that field with that donkey. Don't worry Gary i will right by your side, after it all over with Well that what friends are for is it not

I still think the donkey rides on Coral Bay and Punch and Judy on the harbour are the best bets. I just think you were inroduced to the donkey at the wrong time Mark. I'd still like to know how your trousers ended upround your ankles mind.
Mark, I think we're onto a winner.
Even if we don't make much dosh, we'll have a laugh trying !
Gary

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OMG wish I had never mentioned a Donkey Marj

Well Yes Marj, you have a lot to answer for.
You know Mark likes animals, and well ........ who knows we might make a go of it ( if he can keep his trousers up !)
I've got it.....I've got it......a zoo.....That's what we will do...open a zoo ! Yes why didn't we think of this before ?
He loves animals.....I love cash.... there you are !
Happiness! Happiness! The Greatest Gift That I Possess...Oh I thank The World That I've Been Blessed With More Than My Share Of Happiness !!!!!
gARY

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I thought they had a zoo in Cyprus.... well just look at some of the people on this forum, there some very very strange creatures on here I think i am the only normal one on here

So that out of the window Gary, but must say it would have been an good idea of a monkey taking the entrance fee < discopants>

You may want to put this creature in the zoo also. It is a rare sighting of the burgereating markuswoodious. Common habitat Hertfordshire, but occasionally found in and around the Paphos district Cyprus.

Brian

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THANKS BRIAN Thought that pic had long gone, NO, you had to bring it up again.But must say wife look's good. That it mate, NO free donkey ride for you now , But Pam can have as many rides as she likes, and all for FREE, you just have to sit and watch her. If you are lucky ? i might let you hold the bucket to collect the droppings the donkey might deliver

Oh Pam, also you can have 1 free ticket to the punch and judy show, if brian wants to come it will now cost him €100

Oh yes Brian it was a hot dog not a burger.