Paphos People

Subject: NOTE TO DAD

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope
propped
up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' He opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had
to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mum
and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,
her
tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm
sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.'

Love, your son,



Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home .

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Really did lol

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Graham

The best mind-altering drug is truth.