I don't do windows because ... I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get jealous
I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because ... My husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when they invite me
over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because . "A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
REMEMBER . . . .