Paphos People

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds

and don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.




I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)






I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature

to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others

to get jealous



I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because ...

My husband

will never be able to find them again.




I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests

to stress out over what

to make when they invite me

over for dinner.




I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".




I don't stress much on anything because .

"A Type" personalities die young

and I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!





REMEMBER . . . .

Exactly my philospophy JGG

I now don't feel so guilty - Thank you

Chris

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bet there are some members also with qorn out keyboards and very shiny mouses

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