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Author:  Jolly Green Giant [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Art theft

A thief in Paris wanted to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. You have nothing Toulouse.)

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