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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:55 am 
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Junior

Joined: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:07 pm
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Location: Cyprus, Argaka
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started!”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, try and relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then we can put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

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