Paphos People

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store.As yet ,the store wasn`t ready,with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other,i bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by put his face to the window and ask what we are selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,sure enough a curious Japanese tourist peeked in the window and in a thick accent asked, What you sell? one of the men replied sarcastically,we`re selling a--e holes.
without skipping a beat the Japanese man said, You doing very well, only two left !!!
Thom

my kind of humour!