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Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn 365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!
Bring your own glass!
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