Paphos People

Bet this guy hates his parents, it's like a boy named Sue gone wrong

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Dave
Moira And Dave

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Some parents just do not think before they name their offspring....

I was at school with a girl whose parents wanted to call her Victoria - until they matched it with their surname Dean, initials would have been VD.....

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Kay

Those who do not like cats, must have been mice in a previous life.

When I worked in the Inland Revenue (for my sins) - my first full time job after leaving school many years ago the office I worked in used to deal with British Rail pensioners' tax records. Each person had an A4 file and all were filed in alphabetical order.

Three of the names of the pensioners still jump to mind in conversations such as this:
Henry Glasscock - someone wrote "handle with care" on his file cover, Albert Veryard - they didn't dare write anything on that file cover and Orson Cart - what were his parents thinking of?

More recently a baby was named Lily (a lovely name) but not when the surname is White.

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Shell

I went to school with a Rosemary (Rosie) Bottom, who lived in Fanny Hands Lane. Great Humour!!

An old client called Willie Whyte Brown and his wife was Pearl Rose. It was always funny calling from the office and asking,' Is that Wullie Whyte Brown' it would have us in stitches.

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.

With my last name being Hart , I have always thought about calling a boy ,
Wilf Hart ..

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

On request or unannounced Neil
Thom

Well, you know Ronnie Mitchell on Eastenders, real name Samantha Janus. She has a brother called Hugh.