Paphos People

I am offering a prize for the member who comes up with the best Oscar Pistorius Joke.

STILL THEY COME!! LETS HAVE SOME MORE?


His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.
Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.
Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.
Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.
New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”
Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.”
Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.
If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin.
And finally,
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

Apparently Dundee FC are signing him as the new striker, hes had more shots on target in 3 minutes than they have had all season.....

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I heard that Oscar wanted to change the bathroom door but his girlfriend didn't want to. In fact she was dead against it.

I posted before but seems to have gone ???

" The police in the Oscar Pistorius case have released a statement . " They are Stumped "

LA

Number 2

They think his Girlfriend may have contributed to the murder , by taking his Wooden Leg and Throwing , saying " Go Fetch Oscar "

We some people call their dogs by that name

LA

Gillette have come out with a new Razor

The Oscar Twin Blade , for a close shave in the courts .

So who gets the Oscar then ??? Mr. Charnwood Forest

Les

Oakland.

You came very close.

But I have paid out the first prize of two and a tanner to myself. Being the sole judge my decision is final and no further discussion will be allowed.

Who was that that called me a cheating sod?

Now would we the common members of the Public think the Vote was Rigged ?????

I will just pick my Dummy up of the floor , and not speak with you again .

Les ( if I make it big letters am I shouting ??? )

i too would pick my dummy up but would fall off my legs bending down...

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Live your dreams.