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 Post subject: Sunderland
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:09 pm 
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A Policeman stops a drunk Driver and asks him to take a breath test.
The Driver pulls out a NHS card "this man is asthmatic, please don't take his breath."
The Policeman asks him to give a blood sample.
The Driver pulls out another NHS card, "this man is anaemic, do not take his blood."
The Policeman asks him to take a urine test.
The Driver pulls out a season ticket. "this man is a Sunderland fan, please don't take the giraffe!"
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