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Author:  Neil [ Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Christmas Cracker Jokes ?

Ok
This was posted by Kersalkid (bad joke) :crylaughin

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................ Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....


Has anyone got anymore bad cracker jokes ??

Author:  Neil [ Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes ?

cant believe you have no Xmas cracker jokes .. like

What does tarzan sing at christmas ?? ...
Jungle-bells ..

:crylaughin

Author:  gibziz [ Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes ?

What do you call a group of professors travelling together on the London underground ?.

Answer : A tube of smarties.

Margaret.

Author:  Tarrah [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes ?

What do you give a dog at Christmas?

A mobile bone

I know, I know!

Author:  singtao [ Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes ?

Neil wrote:
cant believe you have no Xmas cracker jokes .. like

What does tarzan sing at christmas ?? ...
Jungle-bells ..

:crylaughin


A beggar goes into Tommy Tuckers Xmas Eve with a house brick in his hand,he says to the owner please sir can you put a bit of butter on this brick for me,i have not eaten for three days !! and the owner in traditional Scottish fashion replies,if you were that hungry you would eat it without butter :sweaties
Thom

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