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Neil
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:33 pm 
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Ok
This was posted by Kersalkid (bad joke) :crylaughin

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................ Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher....

Has anyone got anymore bad cracker jokes ??

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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:47 pm 
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cant believe you have no Xmas cracker jokes .. like

What does tarzan sing at christmas ?? ...
Jungle-bells ..

:crylaughin

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What do you call a group of professors travelling together on the London underground ?.

Answer : A tube of smarties.

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What do you give a dog at Christmas?

A mobile bone

I know, I know!

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singtao
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Neil wrote:
cant believe you have no Xmas cracker jokes .. like

What does tarzan sing at christmas ?? ...
Jungle-bells ..

:crylaughin


A beggar goes into Tommy Tuckers Xmas Eve with a house brick in his hand,he says to the owner please sir can you put a bit of butter on this brick for me,i have not eaten for three days !! and the owner in traditional Scottish fashion replies,if you were that hungry you would eat it without butter :sweaties
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