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 Post subject: Womans & a Mans Poem.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:49 am 
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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking....
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a doodoo.


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