Paphos People

How's your eyesight? Maybe you too need new specs! Should keep you out of
trouble!!!

I FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my son asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. He suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.
He said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 77 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card.
He said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do...
I signed up for five jumps a week.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.