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 Post subject: Chicken Farmer.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:00 pm 
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!''What a coincidence,' the farmer says,
'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.''This is a special day for
me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.'What a coincidence' says the
man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you
celebrating?''My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today
my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!''What a coincidence,' says the
man ... 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but
today they're finally layingfertilized eggs.''That's great!' says the woman,
'How did your chickens become fertile?''I used a different rooster,' he
replied.The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence'

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