Paphos People

Ok.. last weeks prize has been donated back to us ..
Therefore we have a bacon-roll-over prize ..

Get this ... Not only do you get a bacon roll and a cup of tea from my cafe,
but you also get 3 bags of sweets of your choice from Mike & Shirley
from UK sweets ...
Also we are making it so that the prize can collected on any market day
so If you are not here at present you can still win this weeks prize
and collect it when you able to ...
(even if you are not on the Island)



Ok here we go .... it closes as normal on friday ...
Mike can judge

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REACH 1000`s of PAPHOS CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT THE OTHERS CHARGE
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Whilst the optimist and the pessimist argued that the whisky glass was either half full
or half empty ? .
I drank it .....
The opportunist..

Thou shalt not smoke Tabs when Niel is getting it up his Duck pond.

Hey lads look - Sam Fox is back on Page 3!!!!!!!

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Jean

Retirement - harder work than working - But much more fun

........and Jesus said to his disciples....'GET IN THERE! THE THREE MEALS FOR A TENNER AT CHINA PALACE IS BACK ON! WHAT WE HAVING LADS!'.......'OH WAIT A MINUTE, IT SAYS ONLY ON PICK UP! DAMN! I WISH MY DAD HAD NEVER SOLD THAT DONKEY!'

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I smile cos i don't know whats going on!!!!

thank the lord miracles do happen i got my title deeds.
Tricia

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new me new life, , never forget my cyprus life and friends .

"Sod the loaves and fishes, for my next miracle it's Chinese takeway for 5000 - what's everyone having??"

The new advertising slogan for Paphos Airport "Taxi for Smith"

Mike says.............

BUY 2, GET 1 FREE

Ok Ok who swapped my Sure for men, with the superglue?

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Straight talking, no Gimmicks.

Live your dreams.

Listen you lot.I don,t care what the other lot are doing.We are sticking sticking with Bacon,eggs,hot dogs and burgers

Thou shalt not steel the 10 comandments and replace them with a chinese take away menu

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Think outside of the box... you might just find a way in.

These new haemorrhoid tablets are brilliant.You just insert one twice a day and watch the results

Do they all come with Rice or chips. Marj

Looks all Greek to me!

Sue.

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Sue.

A Dog is for Life not Just for Cyprus.
(I wish more people would remember this)

Show me the way to go home. IMMIGRATION said NO

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Deb's

Last day (Friday)to win this weeks bumper prizes.

Some good ones there but still think there is room for a winner.

Dont forget, you dont have to be here in Cyprus to win.

You can collect your prize when you come over.

Mike

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You are only as old as you feel - didn't think I'd live to that age!

Mike

And now lot 43. Who'll start me at a fiver?

1 thou shall not steel other web sites
2 thou shall not cook the Rats found! ( even if they have eaten half your profits)
3 thou shall look after thou neighbours stall if its unattended
4 thou shall not sell ................
5 thou shall enjoy there day
5.........
6......

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Live life to to max and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anything you can do i can to
Caution: I have a smart brain, directly linked to a smart mouth, and I'm not afraid to use either of them!

And Moses said --are these tablets pain killers --cos there written in Chinese. Marj

After much deliberation and help from the kids:

The winner is

Nosher with
And now lot 43. Who'll start me at a fiver?

Congratulations Nosher

Collect your bumper prizes from Neil and myself at the Duckpond on either Sunday or Wednesday

Mike

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You are only as old as you feel - didn't think I'd live to that age!

Mike