Paphos People

Which is the most damaging to my health:-My ten to fifteen a day smoking habit or a nieghbours dog that insists on defacating near my front door(with it's owners approval)and keeps me from having my sleep requirments with its barking(again with its owners approval).If you reply to this please be possitive and state WHICH ONE.There,s a bet on it....PS.The b****y dogs yapping right now whilst i am typing this message,lord give me strength.

The smoking - every time.

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Jean

Retirement - harder work than working - But much more fun

Another PS..The dogs owner (who looks normal)must be one of the following:-
A)Stone deaf (can not hear the dogs barking herself)
B)Has poor eyesight and a poor sense of smell(can not see or smell the dogs c**P)
C)Has a complete disregard for for her nieghbours well being.
D)Sorry i cannot print this one.

I would suggest that, should you carry on with the smoking habit............................the noise from the dog will not matter anymore........................

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs..............you obviously don't have a clue as to how serious things are.

Have you tried shoveling the S--t up and taking it to their-- house depositing it at their front door-- then when they are nicely tucked up in bed get yourself on of those fog horn things they have at footy matches and let rip-- it will wake the rest of the neighbours but hey if your awake then why shouldn't all be awake. GIVE UP THE FAGS. Marj

[quote="Trollydolly"]Have you tried shoveling the S--t up and taking it to their-- house depositing it at their front door-- then when they are nicely tucked up in bed get yourself on of those fog horn things they have at footy matches and let rip-- it

Brill Marj

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Molly

Treat others as you want to be treated

Trollydolly,thanks for your advice,however,my inconsiderate nieghbours dog can keep me from sleeping all hours but thats fine,but if i carried out your "eye for an eye" suggestion with the fog horn she could probably have me arrested.Why is it that the majority of dog owners are just not aware that their beloved pets barking can be so annoying to other people.Then so is my fag smoke,but i do not smoke in resaurants and any other place i think it would annoy people.Mmm now where did i put my fags.

Keep buying the fags, soak them into a mulce and make tobaccomache earplugs!!

Poison the owner?

Shoot the dog?

Move?

Hide the cats on your verandah?

Stop taunting the dog?

Confront owner?

Blame UK unemployment?

Best follow Marjs' instructions....


ps in Peyia, officer Sabbas is very helpful and will assist you to solve it, give him a ring on (number left in car, but Im sure someone will have it).

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