This is a true story, a guy I used to work with back in the 70s, told us this, his elderly mother, was waiting for her bus, to take her home after doing some shopping when a car pulled up, and the driver asked her for directions, she was a bit hard of hearing and went over to him, as she lowered her head to hear him, he whipped his meat and two veg out, before speeding off, well she was very shocked..and popped into the local Police station to report this, when she told her son about this, she started crying because she said the police burst out laughing, her son was incensed that the police laughed , so he stormed to the Police station for an explanation, the police apologized, but they explained that to find out how serious the flashing was, they asked his mum, did the man have an erection? to which she replied no I think it was an Escort... True story.
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